wizardpink:

Am I the only one who feels like the Oppenheimer movie (aka the movie that should be starting conversations about the US’s war crime of the mass murder of thousands of Japanese civilians but isn’t) would not be getting nearly as much media attention and therefore ticket sales if it weren’t for the Barbie movie and actually I think that’s a little bullshit that the war centric “guy movie” gets to ride on the coat-tails of the “chick flick” and people are just gonna give it their money for the lols and the clout and artificially inflate its ranking in movie sales history? Yeah the Barbie movie is corporate propaganda but this is still a nation where kids are taught in school that Hiroshima and Nagasaki were razed to the ground in a justified act of “necessary evil.” Fuck Oppenheimer.

deluxetrashqueen:

paperlignes:

The promo:

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The actual scene:

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It’s much softer than we ever imagined.

Expectation: they gaze at each other briefly

Reality: Nandor asks Guillermo to tell him a bedtime story aftering lovingly brushing his hair and Guillermo uses it to try to admit he “cheated” on him and desperately regrets it because he always wanted to be with Nandor and didn’t realize Nandor would interpret it as a betrayal in that way. Then Nandor tells Guillermo he bought him a huge trunk because he overheard him say he was going to buy a “footlocker”, while Guillermo feels heartbroken at having to keep the secret from Nandor in order to prevent him from being devastated by it (and killing both of them).

It’s so much gayer than we ever imagined.

landrylovesmatcha:

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what was i made for?

“ophelia” by john everett millais but it’s barbie and for the sake of this concept let’s pretend that there is in fact water in barbieland


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